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Sup' dudes! I'm Renee but my rounds like to call me Maica (make-uh). Why? Because my friends are idiots. Lmao, JK! They call me that because I am indeed from Jamaica. But enough about me(: what about YOU? Rape my ASK box and ask me EVERYTHING! I'd love to hear your Q's. Oh and I only reblog posts that have a HUGE impact on me, or that makes me laugh for more than 20 seconds XD. So be ready to be force-fed lots of What-Is-Air's & LMFAOs; Eat up and ENJOY BITCHES!!

maliciousmelons:

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow

typegsir:

Reblog if you would get high with the person you reblogged from.

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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