Maica Difference :)

Sup' dudes! I'm Renee but my rounds like to call me Maica (make-uh). Why? Because my friends are idiots. Lmao, JK! They call me that because I am indeed from Jamaica. But enough about me(: what about YOU? Rape my ASK box and ask me EVERYTHING! I'd love to hear your Q's. Oh and I only reblog posts that have a HUGE impact on me, or that makes me laugh for more than 20 seconds XD. So be ready to be force-fed lots of What-Is-Air's & LMFAOs; Eat up and ENJOY BITCHES!!




Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

Oh my

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What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

(Source: weirdlyweirdingalong, via letyurbeautyunfold)



when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

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